I was in my kitchen at 11:60 when Obama burst through the door and without speaking, he started making hamburgers. I asked why he was doing this and he looked me straight in the eyes and said, “Burger King is closed”. I just nodded my head. The clock now read 1:420.
Ya know I’ve been doing some research and I heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord
so uh
i just discovered a youtube channel that does entirely live action remakes of spongebob episodes to get around the fact that you cant post the actual episodes
and theres actually a lot of effort put into this?????
Notable addition:
this will truly go down as the defining artistic masterpiece of our generation
Omg I love this
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
Needed this to cheer up–
please watch with sound on
That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!
that’s what
WHOMST
I hope you get a good night’s sleep
I won’t
suck a dick
suck a heart instead
my heart is broken
shut up hold my hand
i can only hold ur hand in my dreams
write shitty poetry and vagueblog
love yourselves
suggestion blogs communicating with each other using their strange and specific aesthetic
birds are so weird. what is this thing. what is he doing. please I want to swim in that pool
